The manifesto
Christmas,but make itquestionable.
CRIMBO is a love letter to the British Christmas as it actually happens: the telly on in the background, the tin with sewing stuff in it, the argument about when the turkey went in, and a family that communicates mainly in sayings. We make tops for people who find all of that very funny and slightly too relatable.
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The paper hat goes on. The paper hat stays on. We do not negotiate with people who take the paper hat off.
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There are never enough roast potatoes. There have never been enough roast potatoes. Do more.
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The good chocolates are for Christmas. ‘Christmas’ is a feeling, not a date, and it is not yet that feeling.
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Somebody will say ‘don't start’. Somebody will start. This is tradition.
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If you cooked, you don't wash up. If you didn't cook, you're on gravy, drying and emotional support.
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Cringe is a love language. Wear it with your whole chest.
THEY'RE FOR CHRISTMAS. WHO MOVED THE SELLOTAPE?. DON'T START. PASS THE ROASTIES
The sisters behind the seasonal nonsense
CRIMBO is a family side project, started by sisters who have spent many Decembers being told “they're for Christmas” and decided to put it on a jumper. Proper introductions are coming soon. For now, just know that we have opinions about stuffing.
This bit will be filled in properly before launch.